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ALSO IN:   NEW YORK CITY - LOS ANGELES - SAN FRANCISCO - CHICAGO - MIAMI - LOOKING FOR ANOTHER CITY? ART BY:   HOPE GANGLOFF
Looking for free booze? Oh. Yeah. About that... We had to fire the entire staff after squandering most of the Myopenbar fortune on Cadillacs and Courvosier. Call it an "MC Hammer," call it a damn shame, but don't call it a comeback, baby, 'cause we out of this game.

Come on, you all knew this communist mumbo-jumbo wasn't gonna last forever.

In the meantime, New Yorkers, we've still got your back. Honolulu, we'll let you know if we hear about something special. So open those emails, suckas!

Word to your moms.
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We'll send you weekly listings for free booze, free booze, and more free booze (and occasionally, a good happy-hour special or two).
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